This week we are going to talk about one of my favorite sex moves and probably the easiest to pull off. Its called the clumsy dolphin. The clumsy dolphin is preformed by first finding a lady. 
This can be done by going to a bar around three a.m. and finding the girl with a really pretty friend. Chances are that shes already primed and ready to go, plus she's tired of seeing her friend getting all the attention. Hit her up and take her home. Once you are putting your smellies together slide into the Clumsy Dolphin. The basic move goes like this. When you are in missionary position you put your hands behind your back, then you are just laying on her thrusting like a Clumsy Dolphin. If you really want to up the level of difficulty you can make dolphin noises the whole time and see how long it takes you to get tossed off her. This move can easily be done after the Angry T-Rex.
This can be done by going to a bar around three a.m. and finding the girl with a really pretty friend. Chances are that shes already primed and ready to go, plus she's tired of seeing her friend getting all the attention. Hit her up and take her home. Once you are putting your smellies together slide into the Clumsy Dolphin. The basic move goes like this. When you are in missionary position you put your hands behind your back, then you are just laying on her thrusting like a Clumsy Dolphin. If you really want to up the level of difficulty you can make dolphin noises the whole time and see how long it takes you to get tossed off her. This move can easily be done after the Angry T-Rex.Level of Difficulty: Beginner
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